it ain’t nothing if it ain’t free
ryan: man…i never realized what a mess you are. i’m glad we’ve been hanging out so much because it makes me feel better about myself. i always just thought of you as a heartbreaker.
me: Me? well, yeah…i walk around in a sea of broken hearts, mine included.
ryan: do you think i’ll ever find a woman that appreciates that i have a 16mm print of Ancient Palestine?
me: you’ll have to act soon. at some point, they’re going to want you to do something with it.
ryan: but look at this rug! how could a woman not love me?
(five minutes later)
ryan: but look at this rug. i’d fall in love with a woman who had this rug. does that mean i’m too aesthetically driven?
